April 13

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people

it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks

by Nbz123 April 12, 2019

April 13

Today April 13 is the no send nude day for the rest of yoyr life

April 13 day were you can't send nudes for rest of like no tit pick no ass pick no pussy pick no nothing

by Sorry babe April 13, 2019

April 18

give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.

“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”

by Chancellqr April 16, 2019

22nd April

National Show your ass day

22nd April is the lads favorite day

by well babes April 21, 2021

April 29th

Date of birth if the one and only lord Ham

Guy: Yo guess what today is

Other guy: What

Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that

by Charli Damellio November 6, 2019

April 16

Smack anyone’s butt and hug a lot of people as u can

I’m going to go hug ppl
And smack booty on April 16

by Kitty cat 115737/ April 15, 2019

April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020