April 13

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people

it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks

by Nbz123 April 12, 2019

April 18

give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.

“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”

by Chancellqr April 16, 2019

April 13

Today April 13 is the no send nude day for the rest of yoyr life

April 13 day were you can't send nudes for rest of like no tit pick no ass pick no pussy pick no nothing

by Sorry babe April 13, 2019

22nd April

National Show your ass day

22nd April is the lads favorite day

by well babes April 21, 2021

April 26

April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day

Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"

by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020

April 29th

Date of birth if the one and only lord Ham

Guy: Yo guess what today is

Other guy: What

Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that

by Charli Damellio November 6, 2019

April 25

April 25 is national call you friends short day!

Call your short friends short and have an excuse!

“You’re short”

“I’M NOT SHORT”

“Dont worry its april 25th”

by Da.weirdo April 6, 2021