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The Old Scottsdale Mist

When your are getting your salad tossed and you fart just enough to spray some mist into the air.
Cj was getting his salad tossed by Brigate when he gave her The Old Scottsdale Mist.
by 1wisch March 7, 2019
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Fat Old Man

An inspiration to think about.
We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.
by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008
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Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.
Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.
by weirdworld November 22, 2010
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Old Dan Tucker

A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.
"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"

"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."
by Extra Bec April 14, 2010
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seven year old

A little kid who says MLG memes on a daily basis trying to be funny. Nobody likes the seven year old and they are a huge embarrassment to the world
Guy 1: Bro, that seven year old tried to be relatable by talking about some 11 year old meme

Guy 2: stupid seven year old
by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023
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13 year old

Lots of things to know about 13-year-olds

- You get a lot of new perks
- You are officially a teenager and are in 7th or 8th grade
- Most of the people that use the urban dictionary are 13 just based on common sense. If you see any comment dissing them it has triple the dislikes while if a comment says they aren't actually bad it gets 10x the likes.
They try to vape like other kids who are in high school (14 or 15+), they get into the dumbest 2 week relationships of all time, the boys just moan, they are very moody (that isn't even a myth), they are also tiktok addicts same as 14 to 17-year-olds tbf. One of the worst things they do is overusing trends and slangs and you lot can't deny that one 😆.

Overall it is a decent age and 12-year-olds should look forward to it and also 14-year-olds should be happy that they left it. Like all ages, it has its ups and downs. Peace.
Nick: Happy birthday bro so how old did you turn?
James: 13.
Nick: I was once a 13 year old too it has its ups and downs; good luck.
James: Thanks
by DanTheFootyFan September 28, 2023
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Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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