raped your feelings

When someone uses you for there own personal use and doesn't care about your feelings or well being as long as they get what they want it's all good. And don't think they care about you cause they don't your only a stepping stone for them....you should just walk away!

Matt: dude you ok?
Chris: no man I'm not!
Matt: sorry that bitch raped your feelings, she's a cunt fuck her!!!
Chris: yeah dirty married whore.....

by pain666 June 28, 2011

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

by Maman René July 7, 2011

pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"

Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!

by MyODE05 October 25, 2011

i like your sidebraid

your hair is a total wreck and it looks totally hidious

"i like your sidebraid" kid says to teacher.
*turns to friend and both laugh, knowing the teacher hair is a wreck*

by huggingfruitbats October 26, 2011

your head is to gas like your the shit or something

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

by oreo32 October 28, 2011

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.

by glx October 31, 2011