man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.

"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"

by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

5 man gang

5 man gang means 5 men who get an extreme amount of bitches

Jimmy and his 4 friends are considered a 5 man gang

by binnaboy April 21, 2022

brownhills gas man

Whenever you go down bhills high street you’ll spot this nitty a mile away walking with his bottle of gas fluid ready to spark anyone in their jaw for a 6-inch sub

Got on the bus today and saw the brownhills gas man , he tried to storm on the bus but the local chavs pulled him right off.

by Jesus’ Edgelord February 26, 2021

bugatti man

the top g

bugatti mans shiny bald head

by top R June 1, 2023

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 14, 2018

man web

A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.

Wow, that guy is so hot, my man web just got wet.

by Manweblover September 18, 2017