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psychic catfishing

Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
Psychic Catfishing: Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.

"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.

Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
by TucsonGirl May 3, 2023
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ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"
Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.
by Chappybloodlad May 3, 2023
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Politely catcalling

Catcalling but instaed of commenting on the persons body or making a sexually suggestive remark, the caller compliments her on his or her skills or character traits in a positive light.
“Hey girl, you look like you know how to take care of your plants!” Said Ben, politely catcalling a young woman walking by.

“Hey girl you look like you know how to spell congratulations!”
by Hdgeusb345 May 9, 2023
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Politely catcalling

The action of catcalling but instead of commenting on the persons body or making a sexually suggestive remark, the caller compliments her on his or her skills or character traits.
“Hey girl, you look like you know how to take care of your plants!” Said Ben, politely catcalling a young woman walking by.

“Hey girl you look like you know how to spell congratulations!”
by Hdgeusb345 May 9, 2023
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Daddy Catholic

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Daddy Catholic

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Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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