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Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.
“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)
by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023
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e-man

a man on the internet appreciated by someone who hates all men
Dishfish is the most eligible e-man I know.
by lilmonikachan June 19, 2023
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Paul Miller Man

A obese man that teaches math speaks English and curses a lot also has a Gou Cart
The paul miller man is a gou eater
by Paul AnG3r M1ll3r May 27, 2018
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rat man AR

A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500
Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird
by Luca Macaione January 31, 2022
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Pregnant Man

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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Gentle Fuck Man

The adult, classy and well-rounded version of a Fuck Boy. This person typically has good intentions, knows wrong from right, weighs the pros and cons and knows exactly what the best decision is, however they still proceed with the fuck boy decisions.
Jereth is clearly a gentle fuck man.
by Jah Sapphire June 21, 2018
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Cro man

describes a personality quality of extreme or excessive pride or dangerous overconfidence, often in combination with (or synonymous with) arrogance.
Yo, that guy there is a total Cro man.
by Up stream slasher July 28, 2021
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