Fuck Baggies

a female with abnormally large boobs that jiggle rapidly

"I could only see a blur or my girlfriends face and her fuck baggies flying up and down as I pumped harder"

by mysteryman12345 March 15, 2008

post of fucked

When you are that tiny bit far from getting owned or pwnt by someone or something. To be used only in dire situations.

"Dude you know that assignment on the French Revolution? I didn't know that it was due next lesson."
"Dude you are post of fucked."
"No shit."

"I'm post of fucked, since I impregnated her."
"Why? You're married aren't you?"
"Yeah but I'm a lesbian."

by Mrs 69 February 15, 2009

The Different Fuck

A style of fucking that allows you to fuck a woman from side to side. (Picture something like a game of table tennis). It's sad that this will make the member of the receiving end climax faster than the "Standard Fuck".

Tank: Man I just gave this bitch from the store the different fuck.
Malcolm: What is that blackie?
Tank: I shoved my dick in this bitch sideways bruh bruh
Malcolm: You never got no pussy.
Tank. IMA KILL YOU

by JordanFreshh696969696969 February 18, 2013

Malaysian Fuck

What you say when someone abandons you, and you get really sad.

Come back Jeff you malaysian fuck

by Junderwood April 17, 2017

noun fuck

A person who is a fuck in its lowest form, but should not be confused with the far more pleasurable verb form of the word. It is often characterized by the moon fuck's complete lack of awareness of their own fuckery.

asshat

Donald Trump is such a noun fuck.

by Johnny Sploog August 13, 2016

clustre fuck

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.

by Livreri July 11, 2006