your couch

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009

Your Hanging

When someone's belt has fallen out of the first noose and is therefore hanging.

"Oi,Jason your hanging"

by Blackfox216 March 17, 2009

Your nan

She eats a lot of pussy

Wow look at her she’s munching pussy👅 “your nan”

by Xoxmikey February 24, 2019

Your mom

The most over-used comeback everrrrrr.

I don't like your shoes.
Yeah, well....YOUR MOM.
Wtf?

by ksgfal April 4, 2009

It's your ISP

Used as a phrase to mock users who complain about obvious lag, connection issues or server downtime in the Anarchy Online community.

Idiot: It says here "The server is currently down for maintenance". Why can't I connect?!1!!!!1 Is the server down??????

User1: No. It's your ISP™

User2: It's your ISP

User3: It works fine for me. Clearly it's your ISP(tm)

by Gharrr May 10, 2010

your-mum

a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything

ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!

by jef April 23, 2004

your space

a word invented by steve. arch enemy and rival to tom.

moop.yourspace. re-inventing fat emo kids everywhere.

by steve January 3, 2005