wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

by calavera1102 June 7, 2009

wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

by MarriedTrouble July 19, 2012

wet rice

When a white man and Asian female have sex in the middle of an Asian restaurant while laying on a pile of rice

oh my gosh Sam and Ching lee had wet rice at egg roll city yesterday

by Swagyolo5 January 6, 2014

Wet Bench

1. When Someone Takes A Piss On A Bench

2. When Theres Wet Paint On A Bench

Don't Sit On Wet Benchs!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Wet Penny

To eat out a girl who is on the rag. The name stems from the copper taste of the vaginal area while menstruating.

I gave my girlfriend a wet penny last night.

by Katie ra bla bla November 7, 2007

wet style

when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.

Becky: Jen, his wang was so big that we had to do it wet style.

by WetStylee December 29, 2017

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021