top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki May 10, 2007

rock top

When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.

She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.

by Milkshakemoustache May 31, 2015

Top Dawg

Your best friend

Dale is my top dawg. We’ve been best friends since middle school.

by beeshman October 1, 2019

snow top

When a male ejaculates in someone's ass and when that person next shits the first bit will have a white top, hence "snow top"

I heard she got a snow top last night

by QWERTYlulz July 19, 2013

boob top

A nickname for a tube top partly, because tube tops focus on the breast area

Where's my boob top?boob, top, tube,top, skankt

by DizzyLizzy March 7, 2007

power top

During homosexual sex between men; the person who is penetrating.

When Bill and I express our love for each other, I'm the power top...I like giving it to Bill.

by geosabroso September 10, 2008

Top G

"Top Gangster" very often used by Archie Pickthall also known as "bosh-father" Archie

"I'm still a Top G tho" - Boshfather

by idkinc June 30, 2022