all on the family

When you are laying one down on the old lady and you realize your infant son/daughter has awakened and began breast feeding again. You instantly realize that you should not be turned on by this, but you are also aware you are going to shoot your load. You decide at the last second that this may be your only chance at a threesome so you pull out and shoot it on the kid.

Glen's in the doghouse. He pulled an all on the family again. He keeps telling Amy it's an accident but we're all starting to wonder? Woo gets to pull these all the time, but it's different with your mother in law

by HomoJoe May 22, 2007

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004

Banned All Stars

A group of over the top internet misfits who live outside the usual conventions of modded forum rules. Started as a small group of banned pariahs from Consumtion Junction, it quickly expanded to encompass most of the posters from multiple forums.

Banned All Stars,free Speech,Internet Forum

by Bag Head March 28, 2007

shit-all-over

Vb. To beat someone in a sporting event by an absurd margin characterized by an oppenent being completely outmatched.

Michigan is going to shit-all-over Northwestern this weekend.

by Mitch Cumstien December 15, 2003

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

All American rejects

A band who I like to listen to. They make some good music

I'll find someone new.....

by Biddy July 20, 2005

Reisterstown All Star

A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.

Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012