two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body
Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?
by straight g nigga April 24, 2011
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meat & two veg

alec entered the gay restaurant rather apprehensively and took a seat. the waiter minced over and said "would sir care to see the menu?"
"no" replied alec "i really want your meat & two veg!"
by theWestHamfan November 23, 2003
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A Tale of Two Cities

A very long book by Charles Dickens. Forcibly read to many High Schoolers, who often use Cliff's Notes.
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...
I read a Tale of Two Cities and I really enjoyed it.
by Goddess Mallory November 20, 2008
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two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.
"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."
by quarterback August 05, 2006
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a couple two tree

refering to a group of more than two, but less than four, in other words tree. Used in Northeast Pa.
We'll be leaven in a couple two tree minutes.
by grappler89 March 04, 2005
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a dime and two pennies

the perfect girl.

smart, sexy, has goals in life, isn't stuck up, perfect hair, bra size, the way her shirts fit her,dresses,
outfits. how her pants fit each and every section of her curves.

its just unbelievable
she's past a dime
she's a dime plus 2 pennies
"Yo man,yesterday at the club i danced with this girl who was beyond a dime"

"WTF, wuts better than a dime?? and please don't say quarter."

"LOL, no man, she was a dime plus 2 pennies"

"LMAO, that would work"
by Ro September 02, 2004
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bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls
Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!
by blthrskt October 19, 2005
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