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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day

February 13th you must clap your homies cheeks on sight on fonemgrave
Bros over hoez
Its National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day, you better hide them cheeks
by Editzlife85 February 28, 2025
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Marcellus Clap

When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.
Bro, do the 'Marcellus Clap' he just said something fucked up.
by M. J. Mazz October 12, 2024
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Clapped

(African American Vernacular English Slang) 1. To shoot with a gun.

2. To kill.

3. To die.
R-O-C get gunned up and clapped quick
by LyricalSlang23 September 5, 2020
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Clapped

by Clapped2.0 August 5, 2022
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clapped

daniel stefanof
ur so daniel clapped
by viktor7899 July 7, 2018
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sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.
I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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