Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.

The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.

by Gemboi December 9, 2017

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty

In your feelings; butthurt. Not necessarily mad or pissed, although that is true in some cases.

Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.

Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.

by Msgetitright December 30, 2016

salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty

'Salty' Used widely in the gaming community to describe people like Mark Warmington. Very bitter. angry or annoyed about:
- Losing a game
- Taking Banter badly
- Reading the definition and not like the original draft

Definition: To be annoyed angry or Hard done bye.

Mark: "I cant' believe I lost that, you know I deserved to win that!"
James:"Somebodies SALTTTTTYYY!!"

"that is very salty

by Jimalin April 10, 2019

Salty

Feeling really stupid

She was real salty when she got the answer wrong in class, especially since she swore she knew the answer.

by Advocateurknowledge November 17, 2013