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The Immortal Mango

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.
by Draz'Andant July 14, 2003
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The Schwarzenegger Maneuver

A sexual technique where you take you entire arm, from your knuckles to your shoulder blade, and shove it up someone's ass and then proceed to flex.
I sent my girlfriend to the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!
by HooMoo April 14, 2017
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The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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The White Mandingo

dope rapper - Tristan Gelowitz
by F@%CK YEAH ! February 11, 2013
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The Forbidden Mantis Technique

A forbidden technique which invokes the frenzied tearing and trashing power of a mantis mid-battle. Originally performed by LenKu Amada.
"He would just go Mantis on you."
"He couldn't compare to my mantis."
...
"That was nice."
by LenKu Amada May 11, 2004
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creates an email address
I called my internet provider and spoke to Chad. He told me to click on the plus sign in the device manager and it would create an email address.
by MosQto December 13, 2004
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Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend
Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)
by metalowscream September 4, 2009
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