Garry jones

A menacing man with a love for the steering wheel. A lean mean killing machine. A bottle and the 3 swimmers by his side

Oh no it’s Garry jones

by Jack McGrath. February 17, 2023

Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once

He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich

by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.

Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white

by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014

philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018

Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022