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Straight-Edge 

Defines the biggest fans of Good-Charlotte. As long as you're punk, wear black everyday, and listen to the GC, straight-edge applies to you.
Gena Faust is so straight-edge. You won't miss <i>her</i> rocking out at the next GC tour.
Straight-Edge by Max Powers April 1, 2005

Straight baited

When you prank someone into saying something straight even though they're not.
Greg 1: "Sllab"
Ggreg: "Mmmmmm sllab."
Greg 1: "Hahahaha you said "mmmmmmm" to balls backwards!"
Greg 1: "Get straight baited."
Straight baited by Lagalot April 11, 2022

straight up merk 

to get ur ass outta that place fast
Yo man da popos is comin da popos is xomin! Dude finish adt buttadick then lets straight up merk!

straight edge 

As far as I know Minor Threat originated Straight Edge in the 1980s. Originally, the life style consisted of refusing to use drugs/alcohol. Now, a lot of straight edge kids like to avoid casual sex; however, minor threat never portrayed that idea in their song "straight edge." The band has said that they named this life style "straight edge" because it shows someone who has "got their shit straight" which gives them an "edge over others." They started leading this life style in high school when they would see the teens around them ruining their lives with drug use and alcohol. So, they did the opposite of what they saw people doing, which was a large part of the punk scene.
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
'Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge

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"Straight Edge"
as performed by: Minor Threat
straight edge by Steve Hanaway October 30, 2007

Straight tik tok 

The death of all things fun. Where stupid POV's, weird dances and dudes rubbing their chins and staring into the camera for 40 minutes straight. Hahahhahaha get it because it's straight tik tok?! Yeah okay..
Lucy said, "Oh, did you hear about Marie? She started a trend where you rub soap on tortilla chips and then eat it" Sopie responded with "tHat'S sTrAiGhT tIk ToK fOr YoU!"
Straight tik tok by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

straight eye for the queer guy 

obviously fakin it, trippin on the flip side