He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.
by cracker ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ November 02, 2019
Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.
by Shelby1300 June 01, 2020
When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
by Dennis Fraudman December 18, 2018
by i'mprobablynsfw December 08, 2019
A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
by Shock Doctor May 11, 2011
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018