turn the shower on

What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.
He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.
by cracker ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ November 02, 2019
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Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.
Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad
by Shelby1300 June 01, 2020
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Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.
Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!
by Dennis Fraudman December 18, 2018
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baby shower

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”
by i'mprobablynsfw December 08, 2019
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Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
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Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.
by Shock Doctor May 11, 2011
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handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
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