Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.

Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 4, 2024

Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up

Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."

by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025

Baby Shark

Cool; sick; and awesome

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!

by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023

Sharking

The act of messing up a Chambers it Xeric run. Usually at the detriment of your teammates. Often has to be carried by the designated Ryk of the team

Person A: Want to raid with the new guy?

Person B: Not really, I heard he was sharking his entire team last night when he died to shamans again

by Roz1111222 August 6, 2022

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023