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triple play

1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.

2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!

3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!

2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.

3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
triple play by Ballantine March 25, 2007
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It sands for just playing, it is also commonly referred to as jp, but it rhymes!
j play by Danny Is the shit December 15, 2007
Related Words

Car Play 

What closeted homosexuals sometimes have to resort to when meeting strangers for sex. When both parties are unable to provide a house to mess around in, they often times will drive somewhere secluded to fulfill their irresistible urge to lick another man's asshole.
It's a shame we had to resort to car play. When he pulled his dick out of my ass, I sprayed poop all over the steering wheel.
Car Play by AnonymousAndy2 October 14, 2018
a big fat ugly girl thats name is usually luis or louis.
yo your a d play get away from me.
d play by alex July 29, 2008

self play 

self play is a bad habit
self play by aa January 15, 2004

Foreclosure play

The act of a mortgage lender sending out redundant notices of intent to foreclose, prior to actually foreclosing. Similar to foreplay prior to sex.
DeShaunte's bank keep sending him "foreclosure play" notices that they gonna foreclose on his crib...
Foreclosure play by skyeyeimages December 26, 2010

double play 

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.
I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.
double play by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014