flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

flint michigan water pipe by itssojoever May 1, 2024

Up the pipe 

Upping the pipe refers to someone pulling out a weapon. The “pipe” refers to the barrel of the weapon.

If you don’t give me my money twin ima up the pipe on you fool

Up the pipe by anonymous January 17, 2025

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe 

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

Packing The Pipe 

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.

Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!

Packing The Pipe by Rionox March 20, 2025

Cheeto Puff Pipe 

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

Cheeto Puff Pipe by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Victorian poop pipe 

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.

Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!

Victorian poop pipe by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025

Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english

"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"

Khasakstani crack pipe by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025