when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira October 12, 2007
Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
by Ishlet July 29, 2008
pippy long nipples are a set of firm nipples that can erect into a really long length and low key use it to whack all the useless bitchs back where they came from.
by the pips of the long nipples November 16, 2015
"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"
by Militzz August 31, 2015
by von groovy September 15, 2019
kill me now my ear nipple rape
by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018
by UwU ball January 19, 2022