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Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007
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Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
by Ishlet August 25, 2008
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twing my nipples

to flick or tap a males nipple(s) whilst having sex
OH YEAH, BABY! TWING MY NIPPLES!
by Anul Succ September 17, 2017
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holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
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Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.
"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"
by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016
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nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.
Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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