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Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot
Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan
Jordan by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017
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A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
My mum wants a jordan all the time
Jordan by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
A beautiful stunning girl with a great personality. She can be fun,loving,sweet, and kind hearted. She can be a bitch when she needs to dhe also can be annoying but you still love her anyways
Omg see that girl over there named Jordan
Jordan by Aayeyooowyd April 6, 2017

Jordan Weatherbee 

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."

jordan grigg 

He is a Gental guy who loves to hang out with girls he be very helpful with others. He is charming with love and respect, he always wants to be the best guy he can to be the nicest guy he can be
jordan grigg by Akajaka May 18, 2017

Jordaned 

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!
Jordaned by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017