The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
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Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit
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Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019
Get the Glass Maid mug.The act of filling a glass or cup with urine and throwing it onto innocent passers-by.
A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.
A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.
"Sir did you just throw urine in my face!?"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"
by BerHK April 25, 2019
Get the Glasgow Caipirinha mug.when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
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Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.
It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.
Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.
It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.
by Howitzerz666 July 27, 2019
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joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
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james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
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