Skip to main content

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures
The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic
by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024
mugGet the Forced Mechanic mug.

Ford

An American car company. That makes great vehicles, they sell a variety of different cars to buy. The have reliable vehicles that can take rough terrain. FORD built tough.
Person 1: Yo dude! I just got a Ford F-250!
Person 2: Oh. That's nice.
Person 1: What's with the sarcasm?
Person 2: Umm... it's because I have a FORD SHELBY MUSTANG!!!!!
Person 1: Really!? Man I need more money...
by GreenvillePlaya January 21, 2024
mugGet the Ford mug.
Related Words

Forced Sugar Daddy

A forced sugar daddy is someone who you don’t want to buy you something expensive, but does anyways.
Y/N: don’t buy me Baldur's Gate 3, I don’t want you spending your money on me.
Someone: Please let me do this one thing for you.
Y/N: I’m probably getting the damn game from them.
Someone else replying to Y/N: Forced sugar daddy.
by accidental grippy socks November 14, 2023
mugGet the Forced Sugar Daddy mug.

forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
mugGet the forced my lute mug.

Ford Rangering

When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.
You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up

Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!
by Teamswampass February 13, 2024
mugGet the Ford Rangering mug.

fordraw

when an artist seemingly forgets all of their abilities and can't draw ("forgot how to draw")
A: "Yo, apparently I fordraw??"
B: "Damn, that sucks fr"
by sciro February 18, 2024
mugGet the fordraw mug.

Ford Mustang

Is really great until you crash it into a crowd of people.
The safest way for these to exit a car meet is by a trailer.
Suspect plowed through a crowd of car enthusiasts in a 2022 Ford Mustang Ecoboost. A fucking Ecoboost.
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
mugGet the Ford Mustang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email