Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.

"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.

by Stepped on again. May 18, 2006

sad face

Something bad went your way

Billy said, "sad face" as he lost the game.

by zack July 10, 2004

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

whale face

n. emoticon defining a whale's facial expression

When I got flamed I gave him back a whale face ._____.

by ._____. aka Rupert June 10, 2008

fat face

what your face looks like after getting a $5 hair cut from Supercuts

Shawn: Hey babes, you like my hair?
Reena: Whoa, you have major fat face!

by Reena K July 1, 2008

Lenny Face

**OP plays minecraft**
**OP turns on hax**
OP: Ima turn on the kill... thingy.
Lenny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lenny Face: a face originated to be a meme, it can be used for weird/edgy/unusual sayings.

by OmarTheDiver February 1, 2017

cookie face

The sweetest, cutest, warmest face ever.

My baby has such a cookie face.

by MamaC April 14, 2008