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Fun to look at, not to eat

A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.
Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.
by ChocoLoco March 29, 2015
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eat that dick up

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up
by Godlike:) May 31, 2018
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I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."
"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."
by breezy-licious September 10, 2011
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eating dungarees

"eating dungarees" not in OED or, apparently, google: definition, please?
Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity," Indigo paperback ed., p.146, lines 11-12: "...if he wants to be eating dungarees for a week,..."
by Frank X. Mur September 10, 2006
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eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.
"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."
by Ellis August 21, 2004
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eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
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