n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
by Alex Spence November 22, 2004
Get the Pre-game Dumpmug. 1."Dude, did you do your history homework?""Aw crap, Dump in a Bowl"
2." Man, that fat paraplejic lady with three testacals made me wanna dump in a bowl."
2." Man, that fat paraplejic lady with three testacals made me wanna dump in a bowl."
by Dude Man October 16, 2004
Get the Dump In A Bowlmug. The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.
"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."
by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010
Get the Dump Truck Depositmug. When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location
I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet
by Kentonawesome March 21, 2019
Get the Pinch n’ dumpmug. Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only involving massive amounts of incredibly foul-smelling feces, preferably with visible chunks of food and/or liquid runoff.
Jane was only expecting John to give her a Cleveland Steamer but he surprised her with a Moscow Dump Truck.
by Oswald Carver January 24, 2009
Get the Moscow Dump Truckmug. The Delivery Dump truck, is a truck that delivers your garbage to your house or somewhere else.
An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!
An example would be, a Donald Trump Poster or wall paper. Maybe you can find something good when they deliver stuff to you!
Marie: Harold, The Delivery Dump Truck Is coming!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!
Harold: Alright! More posters to burn for fun!
Marie: Don't burn any Shrek Movies!
by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019
Get the Delivery Dump Truckmug. To have a relationship with someone simply for sex; the second you you're tired of the sex you dump your partner.
Quite simply using your relation for sexual intercourse.
Quite simply using your relation for sexual intercourse.
"Oh I hear you're no longer with Gabbie? Did you just bang her?"
"Yeah, correct, it was just a standard rump 'n' dump"
"Yeah, correct, it was just a standard rump 'n' dump"
by Makaveli 14 October 25, 2012
Get the Rump 'n' dumpmug.