dicky dong

This is a whimsical nickname for a man's dangly bits - known by many other names like penis, cock, pecker... but none are quite as enjoyable to say as DICKY DONG.

His pants are so tight you can see the bulge of his dicky dong.

by Cat-thulhu April 1, 2025

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

dong kai

a donkey who likes doing a lot of work for no reason. maybe just to please others

oh my, peter's such a dong kai, i hope jonathan will be like dat too!

by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

mcding dong

person who is idiotic, or doesn't use common sense.

Hey Mcding dong you need to stop fucking the cat.

by fuckmedaddywithyourlongdong November 18, 2017

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011