Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Glam clam

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .

I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .

by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

Clam Bagger

Native or wanna be native (Lansdowne Transplant) of the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Holds a serious grudge against those from the western shore, however regularly goes across the bridge to steal their jobs.

Without us chicken neckers and our tourist dollars, you clam baggers would be living in abandoned cars!!

by Necker 135 September 29, 2018

Its clams

A word to describe something as calm or good, usually used as an alternative adjective for the word “CALM”

“Dont worry about it bro, its clams”
Or
“Its all clams”

by Sol the Clam guy February 22, 2025

clam

gun, firearm of any sort

y'all should start usin this

when i gotta go to a papi store, i gotta keep the clam tucked at all times unless sum happens

by batiomey July 7, 2022

Clam Slam

To interrupt or prevent female arousal or sexual activity. Equivalent to the term used amongst men (cock block)

Ashley and Jenny were hooking up when their friend Stephanie walked in unannounced and interrupted them. Ashley yelled, “Steph, don’t be such a clam slam & call next time before you come over!”

by Clandy February 27, 2024

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 26, 2021