Skip to main content

Brandon Stephens 

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"

brandon g 

the beafiest person you will ever meet.
You seen brandon g yet? He is sooooo beafy!
brandon g by beafster69 October 22, 2018

Brandon a 

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.
“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”
Brandon a by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon Draghi 

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t

Brandon Carty 

A dick who sweats his ass off to get 309 wins in fortnite
Brandon Carty by Your mommy daddy December 30, 2018

Brandon Mack 

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.