Blue Lick

In the Boston metropolitan region, many commuters ride the MBTA commuter rail. These trains often have a single bathroom stall, in which a bowl resides over a tank filled with a fetid blue fluid that is presumably designed to mask the stench of it's content. One may often look down and see a mixture of blue liquid with turds, toilet paper wads and used tampons floating around. Should one be unfortunate enough to have to use this facility, the user must beware. Because the bowl is positioned at least 3 feet from the surface of this toxic soup, splash back is inevitable. Toilet water is bad enough, but having your ass splashed by the blue stuff is referred to as the "Blue Lick". May also be encountered in portapotty's.

Tom: Man I gotta take a shit so bad I'm gonna go in my pants.

Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...

Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.

Fred: Good luck.

Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.

Fred: What's wrong?

Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!

by Dyssolve January 5, 2013

Blue Vagoo

A term for the hypothetical consequences of a situation where a sexually aroused female does not reach orgasm due to the incompetence of her partner.

Like blue balls, but blue vagoo.

Her moans are so fake, the only thing she should be moaning about is having a blue vagoo.

by CrasyMike April 15, 2010

aida blue

dark blue color; a shade or two darker than cobalt but brighter than navy; color of limestone's AIDA catwalk

My bedroom walls are AIDA blue.

by dc4cfan April 12, 2008

Blue Toothing

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.

Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.

by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007

Blue Balls

A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.

That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.

by TheSpectacularOne May 1, 2009

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

blue volvo

bluevolvo noun: virtual transportion used by googletown misfits, googlebangers, and artgoofs intoxicated by the evanescent googlegeist.

yosefa and rachel were seen riding the the blue volvo last night somewhere between the moon and nyc: could it be a benign mutation of bluetooth syndrome?

by rahel January 28, 2008