Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010

Block (adjective- Blockin)

a block, a chunky cuboid of cheese rapped in meat for a delicious drunken snack.

Blockin - to make blocks or to describe a group of people making blocks.

Block (adjective- Blockin)

get me a block mate

pass the block

dont you be stealin my block

so man you wanna come mine for a blockin

by MasterBlocker December 15, 2010

PC Block

Kind of like a cock block, but when on Call of Duty playing Search and Destroy with another person, and someone else joins you and forces you out of private chat.

Me and Fag Bag were playing Search then Winters joined and PC blocked us.

by Skitzafreniac February 25, 2011

Hater Block

To sick out your arm and apply force to someone.

Dude, I was totaly walking, and that loser hater blocked me and i almost fell backwards.

by YeahDontThinkSo March 3, 2011

d-block

A group than runs shit at your favorite local supermarket. Not be messed with...

d-block will start a war at any cost, so don't be hatin

by olif July 13, 2011

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

shirt block

The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.

WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.

(...much later...)

chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!

by 4jarvis December 3, 2011