The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
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"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
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"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 4, 2012
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something that went screwy;
An exclamation of annoyance when something goes wrong.
something that went screwy;
An exclamation of annoyance when something goes wrong.
What a batchagaloupe! I put salt in my coffee instead of sugar!
Hey, who caused this batchagaloupe? The workorder sequence is out of order.
Damn this batchagaloupe! My laundry is all pink.
Hey, who caused this batchagaloupe? The workorder sequence is out of order.
Damn this batchagaloupe! My laundry is all pink.
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