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Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
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Bastard

an unpleasant or despicable person.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
oh my god! They killed kenny! You bastards!!!”
by BonkFinn January 7, 2022
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Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard
by 459395 February 27, 2022
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Bastard Ass

1.Sam
by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022
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bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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Barštys

a not so smart person who isn't attractive at all and will never have a good sense of humor
the Barštys family has a none attractive son who isn't funny
by myhwat April 11, 2022
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Bastard Outlaw

The most despicable, evil, vile, inhuman, trash, scum of the earth people. Ussualy used by the Pinkerton Detective agency (specifically Agent Kent, Agent Horne and Agent Blakeley) in the late 1800s and early 1900s
Let's get this bastard outlaw

That bastard outlaw is mega gay
by FTBboi April 13, 2022
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