August 21st

Today is national Svs_Tape day every where on social media you must change your username to svs_tape

"hey its august 21st"

"svs_tape: oh yea i am svs_tape today"

by 3f354546gfdrd August 21, 2022

August 22

National sneak out say

Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 22nd

National Sneak Out Day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022

August 25th

The birthday of cowgirl loving nerds who pretend you dont exist when you see them in the halls. This person isnt anywhere near gay but everyone thinks they are. This person doesnt care about how you feel but some how always makes you feel better. Happy birthday weirdo.

Peter: Its my birthday today August 25th
Venus: No its not lol
Peter: Yeah it actually is
Venus: Uh oh Happy Birthday my bad

by zer0grqvity August 26, 2022