Drive by

When you skrr skrr ( leave a skid mark ), and pew pew ( shoot your load ) at the same time.

'Damn, he pulled a drive by on me last night and I had to do a whole load of washing after'

by Disappointingraisin July 5, 2021

king ozwy drive

A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .

Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno

Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat

Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck

by CHedderCheze December 19, 2018

Porn drive

Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)

Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.

by AYG delimited November 15, 2017

drive by texter

A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear

You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer

by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020

driving hen

Sexual domination of multiple women

Dude, last night I was driving hen.

by Wonderwoman99 March 16, 2014

Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

Drive by

To drive passed a person's house bring them drugs.

I did a drive by to help a friend

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 9, 2020