Chinese food

A food made out of cat or dog

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat

by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022

Chinese Rapunzel

Long armpit hair on a woman, especially of Chinese descent.

Mei was wearing a tank top at school today and so I could see her long armpit hair. Talk about a bad case of Chinese Rapunzel.

by Naddy Quasar June 18, 2011

Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"

by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018