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zombie energy 

When you go throughout your life with little or no interest in everything and have little enthusiasm. These people typically talk in a monotone voice.
Person 1: why do you always seem tired?
Person 2: because I have zombie energy.
zombie energy by slanemain August 11, 2019

Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach
Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......
Zombie ant by gozlema August 24, 2019
Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.
You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.
Zombie by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019

Zombie top 

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
Zombie top by J nasty January 11, 2020

Zombie Mat 

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
Zombie Mat by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term.

The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from.

The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders.

1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities.

2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour.

Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations.

Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state.

'go' zombie
Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper.

Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie.

That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!
Zombie by m . March 30, 2020