your couch

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.

Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML

by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 27, 2011

Your nan

She eats a lot of pussy

Wow look at her she’s munching pussy👅 “your nan”

by Xoxmikey February 24, 2019

It's your ISP

Used as a phrase to mock users who complain about obvious lag, connection issues or server downtime in the Anarchy Online community.

Idiot: It says here "The server is currently down for maintenance". Why can't I connect?!1!!!!1 Is the server down??????

User1: No. It's your ISP™

User2: It's your ISP

User3: It works fine for me. Clearly it's your ISP(tm)

by Gharrr May 10, 2010

Your mom

The most over-used comeback everrrrrr.

I don't like your shoes.
Yeah, well....YOUR MOM.
Wtf?

by ksgfal April 4, 2009

your-mum

a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything

ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!

by jef April 23, 2004

your space

a word invented by steve. arch enemy and rival to tom.

moop.yourspace. re-inventing fat emo kids everywhere.

by steve January 3, 2005