wtfdt

Short for "Who The Fuck Does That?"

Solemartyr blocking all of Sneaker Twitter soon as he created his account - WTFDT?

by The Nike Destroyer August 3, 2016

Wtfaudwul

What the fuck are u doing with ur life

Blake:wassup man
Jake:about to go to bed
Blake:wtfaudwul its only 8:00

by Hey bitches wtfaudwul May 27, 2016

WTFA

Slang for "where the fuck are you!?"

{texting}

Emily: babe! WTFA
johnny: I just left work, I'll be home in 10 minutes ;)

by Lynne's August 15, 2016

WTFSWAYPD

This term is abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fuck Son Why Are Your Pants Down." This phrase is used when your parents have caught you masturbating. The female version is WTFDWAYPO.

Dude #1 "Dude, my parents totally WTFSWAYPD'd me last night."
Dude #2 "That sucks, dude."

by Dogteeth56 October 10, 2016

Wtfdyw

Abbreviation for:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Mallory texted Wtfdyw? To DIMITRI When he kept calling her consistently back to back

by BEAUTYNBEAST1311 November 25, 2016

WTFGAL

What the fuck - Get A Life
Also a variant with "Oh" in front (ie: OWTFGAL)
Said in reply to some ridiculous news piece or current rage that is a total waste of time.

Today's news headlines includes a story about the fate of Gary, Carrie Fisher's dog.

OWTFGAL. I love pets, please *please!*

by far_north December 31, 2016

WTFMF

what the fuck motherfucker

WTFMF is used when texting

by may.may March 8, 2017