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Grindle Willy 

When someone has done something silly.
"He's such a joker. What a grindle willy!"
Grindle Willy by Benji Heath December 20, 2020

Wet Willy 

A gentle fingering of ones ears with just a sprinkle of saliva.Sometimes makes the receiver aroused.
Hey Johnny, I just gave Dave a Wet Willy and he enjoyed it!
Wet Willy by Dwesder January 14, 2021

Silly Willy 

When your girl wants sex, but instead of sticking your dick in her vagina, you stick it in her nostril
Andrew gave Elaina a Silly Willy to remember last night
Silly Willy by Suesabang February 2, 2021

Free Willy 

When you jerk off all over the place.
When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "
Free Willy by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

Alaskan Willy Tuck 

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!
Alaskan Willy Tuck by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Wet Willy 

While normal people say wet Willy is licking your finger and sticking it in their ear I am changing the definition to sucking/licking dick or a wet dick
James: Baby can I have a wet Willy?
Taylor: yes ofc
Wet Willy by Hanandbjslzbd March 22, 2021