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cracker jack university 

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

High Point University 

A lovely university with the most extratrodinary President, he is not only well-spoken but always punctual when he lectures. I've had the most utmost fun at this university thanks to this man who has genuinely expanded my knowledge about life skills.
nIDO qUbEin iS thE PrESIdENt oF hIGh pOInT UniVerSitY AnD Has MaDe tHE PlACe MoRE eXTraOrDInaRy tHAn dIsnEY

Meaning of life, the universe, and everything 

Uncultured swine: what’s the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Cultured person: 42

paralell universe reverse vampire 

Similar to the traditional reverse vampire, the PURV must only be out during sunlight and dies in the dark. Sadely, the PURV does not have super-human strength or any form of charismatic animal magnatism. The PURV is has below average strength and is afraid of women or men depending the the PURV's gender.
Let's go out around midnight, so there is no chance of running into a paralell universe reverse vampire.

Point Park University 

A really cool liberal arts college that isn't JUST known for it's dancers, but for it's photographers, forensic science majors, and all the other weird ones in between (ie funeral services).

Yes, we do have many Gay people and Divas. BUT we have equal number on NON-DIVAS.

And our symbol is super cool. Not to mention, we have a super small campus that kicks ass.
I major in funeral services at Point Park University.

I'm an aspiring photographer and attend Point Park University.
Point Park University by ppugirl February 20, 2011

university of victoria 

a beautiful campus on vancouver island, just outside of victoria. huge rabbit population, diverse and liberal student body, a great education. one of the top universities in canada, very up and coming. lots of big trees and deer. and yes, there are a lot of hippies and some weed. it is BC. i love BC.
i fed the baby rabbit a piece of my apple outside of class the other day at the university of victoria.

i'm going to watch the gorgeous sunset at the beach down the road from the university of victoria.
university of victoria by sonee October 16, 2008