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rub my turkey

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.
Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !
by JJ&BG October 8, 2018
mugGet the rub my turkeymug.

Ham or Turkey Go

The meaning is too complex for anyone to understand except the creators. many have tried to figure it out but you cant
Ham or Turkey Go...
by Doctor of physiology March 1, 2014
mugGet the Ham or Turkey Gomug.

reverse turkey timer

When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go
I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer
by Twooclocktom December 13, 2017
mugGet the reverse turkey timermug.

talk turkey to me

A pick up line used during thanksgiving and by desperate perverts who love turkey.
Guy: Hey talk turkey to me *wink wonk*
Girl: Ew no way!
by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017
mugGet the talk turkey to memug.

Snow Turkey

A female with an attractive face who appears to be beautiful only until the clothes come off. Snow turkeys are typically found in cold climates where they often cannot explore the outdoors to keep active due to winter climates and instead stay inside watching TV and eating lots of cheeze wizz and cookie dough.
Guys, i took home this broad last night only to realize when she took off her clothes that she was a snow turkey born in north dakota.
by Donque fucker March 29, 2009
mugGet the Snow Turkeymug.

turkey club

a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"
by turkey club October 31, 2004
mugGet the turkey clubmug.

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