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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Triple Nining

verb, also with n. forms. To be urgently requiring a dump, perhaps turtling or touching cloth, but having to pass a series of trials first. Since in this context you feel like you have a bomb in your intestine, it thus evokes feelings of being in the DS Visual Novel/Puzzler 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.
Friend: Why'd you shit your pants, Joey?
Joey: I really needed a shit, but my dad started to write me up about the porn on my sister's computer. I was Triple Nining it for ages.
by dstiles October 7, 2013
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Dirty Triple

Aust. Slang. Regional: Victoria - South East

A Dirty Triple is attendance at the three (arguably) scummiest clubs in the south east region in the same weekend.

I.e. Noizy on Thursday, the Bez on Friday, and Blitz on Saturday
"Hey I'm doing the dirty triple this week-end, wanna come?"

"Sorry man, that's way too hardcore for me, besides I have ( excuse ) on ( Thursday/Friday/Saturday )."
by NoizyBezBlitz April 18, 2012
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TRIPLE O.C.

A 'Triple Original Creep'. Also known as an ''over the hill'' aged, ugly, tore-up, used and abused undercover or prior pedifile. Profiles commonly look like soccer dad tweekers in large dark trucks or resemble a gang affiliated drop-out dopefiend. Tend to stalk mothers of children of non blood relation and bribe and blackmail for reproduction and mass population increase of their offspring. Also known to purchase and ingest large amounts of drugs (crystal meth) and lottery scratchers to con victims into low-priced-bribed pregnancy commitments. Lifestyle, stalker dopefiend tendicies and psychopathic ways normally pass onto the male offspring of the suspect.
Oh No! Theres that creepy old tweeker driving down my street, following and watching me again. He is older than my dad and possibly grandpa is! He freaks me out! HELP me from Triple O.C. before he becomes fatal!
by JENIFURR LOPEZ December 10, 2011
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Triple Trainer

An absolute insult you can ever receive.

A deceptive combination of, "We Think We Know", "Yo Momma Gay", and "You're gonna buy this shit anyways (You Fat Fuck)".

Often used by corporate zombie misanthropes who spread depression over intercoms for a living. Ten points if you are capable of explaining why you say the word after you say it, but chances are you got hit by a bus mid sentence, metaphorical or otherwise.
"Can Mr. Faulkner in the Bulbasaur T-Shirt walk down aisle 4 because we called you a triple trainer, please?"

"We know you're lucky for being a triple trainer cause all you did today was play video games and jack off." *INTERCOM STATIC*
by ForbiddenRamen May 27, 2023
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Sonic Triple Trouble 16 bit

A Fan remake of a version of a game with the same name on the Sega Game Gear. Made by Noah Copeland
Guy 1: Have you played Sonic Triple Trouble 16 Bit yet?
Guy 2: No, What's that?
Guy 1: A fun sonic experience. You haven't lived until you played this.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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triple chin turk

a turk who tries to fuck his friends in games or a is a porn addict.
emir wont stop acting like a triple chin turk bruh
by kazumakiryourself February 25, 2023
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