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skbidi toilet is the best

skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you
by titan tv man December 28, 2023
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Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.
by Flyluo January 26, 2021
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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022
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Skibidi Toilet

A truly phenomenal sensation that has taken the Internet by storm.

It is a saga depicting the brutal, unending war against the Camera-Heads and the Skibidi Toilets, with each side inflicting countless casualties. While the purpose of their quarrel remains unclear to historians and all interested parties following the conflict, what becomes readily evident is the lengths that both the Camera-Heads and Skibidi Toilets will reach in order to achieve victory. Innumerable atrocities have been committed by both sides against the other, with neutral UN-representatives citing both sides as having violated the Geneva Convention more times than was thought possible.
Yet, with both sides ignoring calls for remediation, the crisis shows no signs of stopping.
British fellow: Oh great Scott, I have gone and contracted cholera. I might as well prepare some tea and tune in to some news over the Skibidi Toilet conflict.
by skibidi toilet enthusiast January 19, 2024
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skibidi toilet movie

Guy 1: yo im gonna watch the skibidi toilet movie its gonna be so fun!
Guy 2: We have lost another one of us...
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Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively
I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing
by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019
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Pull up with a toilet

To pull up with a toilet means to fight someone one on one, to say “Pull up with a plunger” means to jump someone or fight in a group
Man, ima pull up with a toilet on his ass
by AsuraPatel March 21, 2021
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