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Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.
Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.
by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021
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toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"
by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014
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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
by colloquial June 20, 2023
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
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Skibidi Toilet

just one of the things to come out of Ohio.
by Lovethecreeper September 19, 2023
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Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them
As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.
by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024
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