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stuck in a tight corner

Being stuck in a tight corner, mean having anal sex.
Last night at the club I got stuck in a tight corner with that beautiful dude.
by Ledjfou November 27, 2017
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”
by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021
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Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies
“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.
I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.
by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021
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